Pre-Marital Sex: Keep Having it!**

Hey ladies! Looking to discover your place and value in this world? I’ve got the answer you’ve been looking for! Pre-marital sex!

Want quick acceptance and validation from guys that are losers and are in no way marriage material? Why let God determine your self worth when you can let some guy that still lives with his parents do that?! You may have heard people don’t value what they get for free. That’s a total lie. Guys especially place a really high sense of respect and value on girls who are sexually liberated and have sex just because it’s fun and don’t want any commitments. Actually, you are the girl he’s been dreaming of. The girl his mom prayed he would meet one day. Awe….

Hey guys! Aren’t you happy that girls started putting out so you don’t have to go through the drudgery of pursuing a worthy woman? Don’t you love that ladies have essentially reduced sex to welfare? Why go get a job when you can get a government check with little to no effort, right? Why endure that old fashioned ideal of responsibility and a sense of pride in a job well done? Aren't you thankful that they have made it so easy for you that you don’t need to have a job, a car, a home or even a clean record? Now you don’t need to be a decent man, you don’t need to impress her parents, you don’t need to understand what she needs or feels. Her opinions and desires don’t really matter because if they are too complicated you can just pull out literally and figuratively and find another!

Thank goodness you can forget that whole self-improvement thing. Thank goodness woman aren’t inspiring you to become a better, more efficient, responsible, selfless, competent, and successful man in order to sleep with them. Can you imagine what kind of man you would have to become to get laid? Whew!

Let's just review the horror! Committed, responsible, respectable, admirable, trustworthy, successful, confident, loving and kind? With a job. With a car. With a home to call your own. You dogged a bullet. Thank goodness for sexual liberation. Thank goodness woman aren’t requiring that of you anymore, thank goodness you haven’t been pushed like men have been for thousands of years to be better than previous generations.

And aren’t you happy you can stick around in unfulfilled relationships because girls practically beg you to just so they don’t have to be alone? And ladies, if you get pregnant, don’t worry about it! You can just have an abortion and emotional scars for decades. Or get on welfare. Ask your boyfriend. He can tell you all about it.** Hopefully everyone understands this is satire....

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